So here it is, the beginning if my destiny.
I may be young and inexperienced, but I have my mission. Today is the day, I sail into the sunrise of fate, claiming my stake in honor.
As the wind rolls through my stiff anime like hair, dyed an impossible blue color, I survey the little town below me from atop this mountain. It is a long steep way down.
I will catch them all
[POKEMON THEME SONG]
Gotta catch em all Pokemon!
Today, DOUCHE I will beat you!
Oh shit! the wind got my fugly ass barret, come back
[Trips over rock]
Ouch! Fuck!
[rolls down the mountain]
SSSSHHHHHIIIITTTTT!
... Team Rocket is blasting off again!
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