SO TODAY...
chickies, I have torn myself away from my books long enough to surf the internet.
I have been engulfed for the last month in the Anita Blake series. Vampire Hunter Extraordinaire.
A small sassy woman who would kick your ass if you give her a reason! ... let's just say some moments I can relate. Except I don't have vampire friends, or am not having sex with 7 guys. 7 handsome sexy guys, or at least that's how they are described.
...hmm... is it bad if I'm a little jealous of a fictional character.
The series itself is nearing 19 volumes. Each with a riveting story and addictive as hell. It's like coke... for my eyes and brain!
My poor fiance is feeling rather neglected since I've read 16 volumes (pretty thick ones at that) in 1 month! Whee! speed reading! I swear I don't only skim, I actually read every word.
in other news...
I have decided to take another year off to work and save money for school.
I've applied for dozens of jobs and I hope at least one of them are successful!
wish me luck kiddies!
OOooOooOOooo
I found the swan princess DVD's! I used to watch them almost everyday as a kid.
They are truly pretty terrible.. but I still love them!
others movies I've bought recently:
Chicago
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Swan Princess 1
Swan Princess 2
Disaster Movie
She's the Man
!3 going on 30
Flight of the Phoenix
and
Uptown Girls
yes... all but one of them are chick flicks. But I have been denying myself those joys that I've finally allowed myself to purchase them.
Yay!
Keep your fingers crossed for me, Kidlets!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Pacing A Hole In The Carpet
SO TODAY...
I was surfing the web, stuck at home because of an injury. I threw out my lower back and was waiting to see my trusty chiropractor, who would wave his magical hands and viola! I would be cured and ready to go.
Until that time, I needed to waste time, because... well... It would not do to show up nearly 5 hours early
So I am pacing and pacing, and trying to think of an idea to blog about. There is nothing new to watch in my dvd collection, I'm by myself, my dogs didn't even want to come see me!
I was going stir crazy!
and then I saw th9is video and went huh... poor bastard
quarantine rap video
enjoy chickies
I was surfing the web, stuck at home because of an injury. I threw out my lower back and was waiting to see my trusty chiropractor, who would wave his magical hands and viola! I would be cured and ready to go.
Until that time, I needed to waste time, because... well... It would not do to show up nearly 5 hours early
So I am pacing and pacing, and trying to think of an idea to blog about. There is nothing new to watch in my dvd collection, I'm by myself, my dogs didn't even want to come see me!
I was going stir crazy!
and then I saw th9is video and went huh... poor bastard
quarantine rap video
enjoy chickies
Monday, March 22, 2010
Buried Treasure
SO TODAY...
I was driving out to walmart to hunt down for a cheap new dresser since mine had become a biohazard beyond saving. on my way there, I was stopped at a stoplight, and looked into the car beside me.
Have you seen The Incredibles? you know how bob is this big man driving around, squished in a little blue square car. Well the man next to me looked exactly like that. A fat man stuffed into a little car. I chuckled at the irony that a huge man would choose such a little car. He looked extremely uncomfortable.
As I was watching this man, staring straight ahead at the light, he proceeded to pick his nose. I was laughing, just watching this older fat man, he then proceeded to eat this unburied treasure in his hand.
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
He then swiveled his head towards me and whoever was in the car, and me whipped our head forward and sped away when the light turned that freeing green!
in other news... I have not found a dresser yet! Crap! and my room is still half done during renos.
blargh! So I am now banished to the futon, sleeping with all my shit in chairs and places around me because there is no room for me!
...
Crap!
I was driving out to walmart to hunt down for a cheap new dresser since mine had become a biohazard beyond saving. on my way there, I was stopped at a stoplight, and looked into the car beside me.
Have you seen The Incredibles? you know how bob is this big man driving around, squished in a little blue square car. Well the man next to me looked exactly like that. A fat man stuffed into a little car. I chuckled at the irony that a huge man would choose such a little car. He looked extremely uncomfortable.
As I was watching this man, staring straight ahead at the light, he proceeded to pick his nose. I was laughing, just watching this older fat man, he then proceeded to eat this unburied treasure in his hand.
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!
He then swiveled his head towards me and whoever was in the car, and me whipped our head forward and sped away when the light turned that freeing green!
in other news... I have not found a dresser yet! Crap! and my room is still half done during renos.
blargh! So I am now banished to the futon, sleeping with all my shit in chairs and places around me because there is no room for me!
...
Crap!
Saturday, March 20, 2010
I Don't Care!!! You're a Troll!
Hello Kiddies,
Here is a video for all of you!
This video is a little brother filming his older brother freak out!
Why?
Because his Mutti canceled his world of Warcraft account
...oh dear
Epic Freakout
The others in the series are ok.. not the best... this one by far is the best, and the funniest, but feel free to check out the others like this one: ironic guitar smashing, violence, danger, danger
...high voltage
Danger in the disco! Fire in the Taco Bell!
You're a troll
Peace out!
Here is a video for all of you!
This video is a little brother filming his older brother freak out!
Why?
Because his Mutti canceled his world of Warcraft account
...oh dear
Epic Freakout
The others in the series are ok.. not the best... this one by far is the best, and the funniest, but feel free to check out the others like this one: ironic guitar smashing, violence, danger, danger
...high voltage
Danger in the disco! Fire in the Taco Bell!
You're a troll
Peace out!
Friday, March 19, 2010
Oh Yeah! Kinky!
Today's video:
is from Attack of the Show! I wonderful geek show.
I know the quality is poor, it's from someone using a handy cam in front of the tv, but the whole segment is hilarious. It is actually part of a series.
Boba Fetish Video
Enjoy!
is from Attack of the Show! I wonderful geek show.
I know the quality is poor, it's from someone using a handy cam in front of the tv, but the whole segment is hilarious. It is actually part of a series.
Boba Fetish Video
Enjoy!
I Don't Wanna Work, I Just Wanna Bang On My Drum All Day!
SO TODAY...
I am working for my dad's office as a temp for his secretary. I pretty much sit at a desk all day, do some photocopying, answer the phone, highlight this, fix that, email here, answer questions there, you know, the usual plugger duties.
There is a phone call I get that is one of the the most frequent calls I get everytime I work here.
The company my father works for has a name very similar to a company here in calgary that is very well known and used. To keep some privacy I won't divulge what the name is, however, the other company provides a service for the home, while here, is an oil and gas comapny.
So here is how the phone call goes:
Me: Good morning, [company name]
person: Can I pay my bill?
me: I'm sorry, sir, you want [other company] this is [the one I work at].
Person: oh... Can I still pay my bill here?
Me: no, sir, you will have to call [other company]
person: oh... do you have the number handy
me: [face palm]
oh well, can't really help all the stupid people out there I guess.
So today, is a very special day, it would normally not be a very special day, but it is, it is! It is not only a very merry unbirthday to me, it is FRIDAY!!!
Heck yeah baby!
Today is only special because of what happens on saturday and sunday! It's my first weekend off in months! Whoo Hoo!!!!
Especially after the week I just had.
So this past wednesday, I was doing laundry in my room after some emergency renos, and everything cloth-like needed to be washed, in between laundry loads, I watched the Half Blood Prince for the first time, and painted my toenails.
There was about 15-20 mins left of the movie when my phone rings, and it's my work calling.
They asked where I was, I said "at home" and they informed me that I was late to start for my 3 o'clock shift, I said that it was tomorrow that I worked not today, they disagreed and said I should be there. So, I panic after almost throwing a temper tantrum like a 3 year old. (" I don't wanna go to work, NO!!!!!")
I dragged my sorry ass to work, and turns out (oops) it is tomorrow that I work, not today!
would you look at that!
I was so mad!!! That temper tantrum I almoist had early, almost rose back to the surface, but oh well, I stayed for 4 hours and worked. They needed to help.
So YAY!!! WEEKEND OFF WEEKEND OFF!!
I promise to share and be a friend... no wait, I may not be completely friendly, but I will try and scout out more videos and blog about my adventures!!
Ciao Bellas!
I am working for my dad's office as a temp for his secretary. I pretty much sit at a desk all day, do some photocopying, answer the phone, highlight this, fix that, email here, answer questions there, you know, the usual plugger duties.
There is a phone call I get that is one of the the most frequent calls I get everytime I work here.
The company my father works for has a name very similar to a company here in calgary that is very well known and used. To keep some privacy I won't divulge what the name is, however, the other company provides a service for the home, while here, is an oil and gas comapny.
So here is how the phone call goes:
Me: Good morning, [company name]
person: Can I pay my bill?
me: I'm sorry, sir, you want [other company] this is [the one I work at].
Person: oh... Can I still pay my bill here?
Me: no, sir, you will have to call [other company]
person: oh... do you have the number handy
me: [face palm]
oh well, can't really help all the stupid people out there I guess.
So today, is a very special day, it would normally not be a very special day, but it is, it is! It is not only a very merry unbirthday to me, it is FRIDAY!!!
Heck yeah baby!
Today is only special because of what happens on saturday and sunday! It's my first weekend off in months! Whoo Hoo!!!!
Especially after the week I just had.
So this past wednesday, I was doing laundry in my room after some emergency renos, and everything cloth-like needed to be washed, in between laundry loads, I watched the Half Blood Prince for the first time, and painted my toenails.
There was about 15-20 mins left of the movie when my phone rings, and it's my work calling.
They asked where I was, I said "at home" and they informed me that I was late to start for my 3 o'clock shift, I said that it was tomorrow that I worked not today, they disagreed and said I should be there. So, I panic after almost throwing a temper tantrum like a 3 year old. (" I don't wanna go to work, NO!!!!!")
I dragged my sorry ass to work, and turns out (oops) it is tomorrow that I work, not today!
would you look at that!
I was so mad!!! That temper tantrum I almoist had early, almost rose back to the surface, but oh well, I stayed for 4 hours and worked. They needed to help.
So YAY!!! WEEKEND OFF WEEKEND OFF!!
I promise to share and be a friend... no wait, I may not be completely friendly, but I will try and scout out more videos and blog about my adventures!!
Ciao Bellas!
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Bonus Game!
A little gift for you Kiddies.
In case you have not heard or seen yet, the video for Lady Gaga's Telephone was released yesterday! It is messed up, a little weird but pretty awesome nonetheless.
So for all of you, here... watch! I Dare You!
Telephone Video
Ciao
In case you have not heard or seen yet, the video for Lady Gaga's Telephone was released yesterday! It is messed up, a little weird but pretty awesome nonetheless.
So for all of you, here... watch! I Dare You!
Telephone Video
Ciao
Hello Hello Baby, You Called, I Can't Hear A Thing
SO TODAY...
I pondered on the fate of humanity, and where we as a civilization is heading.
explanation:
Yesterday, I got a phone call 15 minutes before closing from a customer, an middle aged man named Guy (or so he said). He proceeded to tell me that the bread he bought says that it was baked on the 13th (note that TODAY is the 13th, not yesterday), I said that I would check and see if it was an error on my label machine, and went to check the other loaves on his insistence. Sure enough, there were no other loaves marked for the 13th, except those that had to marked down because it was to be sold my the 13th.
I got back on the phone and discussed my findings. He proceeded to tell me that his computer, cell phone, fax and palm pilot all said that it was the 13th. he said that it was weird and that he was freaking out. I told him that I was sorry but I could not help him and hoped that he figured out why it said the wrong date. And proceeded to hang up.
... I either just got prank called or someone was off their meds.
If it was the man off of his pills, why call me and ask me why everything says the 13th.
no offense, I really don't give a shit!
And if it was someone who decided to prank call me, why would you be in your 40's and call co-op to prank call someone? I'm not going to yell at you, I get yelled at enough and deal with ridiculously stupid questions every day, what can you possibly say that would make it worth the prank?
honestly people... all this "Guy" person really did was give me a subject for another blog post.
I pondered on the fate of humanity, and where we as a civilization is heading.
explanation:
Yesterday, I got a phone call 15 minutes before closing from a customer, an middle aged man named Guy (or so he said). He proceeded to tell me that the bread he bought says that it was baked on the 13th (note that TODAY is the 13th, not yesterday), I said that I would check and see if it was an error on my label machine, and went to check the other loaves on his insistence. Sure enough, there were no other loaves marked for the 13th, except those that had to marked down because it was to be sold my the 13th.
I got back on the phone and discussed my findings. He proceeded to tell me that his computer, cell phone, fax and palm pilot all said that it was the 13th. he said that it was weird and that he was freaking out. I told him that I was sorry but I could not help him and hoped that he figured out why it said the wrong date. And proceeded to hang up.
... I either just got prank called or someone was off their meds.
If it was the man off of his pills, why call me and ask me why everything says the 13th.
no offense, I really don't give a shit!
And if it was someone who decided to prank call me, why would you be in your 40's and call co-op to prank call someone? I'm not going to yell at you, I get yelled at enough and deal with ridiculously stupid questions every day, what can you possibly say that would make it worth the prank?
honestly people... all this "Guy" person really did was give me a subject for another blog post.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Windows 7 Was My Idea!!!
video video video
Windows 7 Parody
Check it out Kiddies!
Please accept this video as an offering to appease your grumpiness from me not updating!
Windows 7 Parody
Check it out Kiddies!
Please accept this video as an offering to appease your grumpiness from me not updating!
Down the Rabbit Hole
SO TODAY...
I was reflecting on my past adventures that rendered my too busy to write! Forgive me I have been busy in my alternate life, being a corporate slave doing mindless and mundane work that without people like me, would never get done. And then where would Corporate America be?
anywho... I went to go see the new Disney, Tim Burton collaboration, their new Frankenstein, and there was the impending dread of the massacre of a beloved childfhood story. Alice In Wonderland.
I wondered if "Frankenstein" would carry more Disney flair's or Tim Burton's morbid touch. Trith be told ...
[SPOILER ALERT]
...Well I'll try not to spoil it.
anytwho, the battle between talking animals and dead singing corpses ended up with the corpses leaving their rotting entrails all over this piece. IT WAS AWESOME!!!
If you are a purist, then this is not the film for you, as it is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland, when Alice returns to Wonderland. It was awesome.
The film is vaguely sexual, and yet there is a purity, and there seems to hint more morbid back stories to the characters that is written in the original text. The bright characters are darker then they appear, and the dark characters have hints of light. The dis figuration of the Red Queen (played by Helena Boham Carter) is seemless and the 3-D glasses give it the extra oomph that make you realize just how big her head really is.
There! I will leave it at that. I will not spoil it for all the kiddies that haven't seen it.
Anywho... my loser-ish friends and I dressed up, and apparently people thought we were promoting the movie.
I spent the day before sewing 3 costumes, my own and 2 others. I was the red queen, and I made the white hair's tunic, and the hat and tail for the door mouse.
[PICTURES TO FOLLOW SOON!!!!]
anywho... later we went to the pub to wish one of my best friends a happy 20th birthday!
Happy Birthday Jordan Baby
My friend told me that if I took a good picture of her then she would pay for my ticket (she pre ordered all our tickets to Alice in Wonderland), I will be opening a poll to see if you think the picture is nice. Keep in mind, that she apparently (according to her) does not appear in photos well, and always stays in one position, so I have very few angles to work with
(pst... side with me so I don't have to pay for my ticket!!!)
CAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
...love me?
I was reflecting on my past adventures that rendered my too busy to write! Forgive me I have been busy in my alternate life, being a corporate slave doing mindless and mundane work that without people like me, would never get done. And then where would Corporate America be?
anywho... I went to go see the new Disney, Tim Burton collaboration, their new Frankenstein, and there was the impending dread of the massacre of a beloved childfhood story. Alice In Wonderland.
I wondered if "Frankenstein" would carry more Disney flair's or Tim Burton's morbid touch. Trith be told ...
[SPOILER ALERT]
...Well I'll try not to spoil it.
anytwho, the battle between talking animals and dead singing corpses ended up with the corpses leaving their rotting entrails all over this piece. IT WAS AWESOME!!!
If you are a purist, then this is not the film for you, as it is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland, when Alice returns to Wonderland. It was awesome.
The film is vaguely sexual, and yet there is a purity, and there seems to hint more morbid back stories to the characters that is written in the original text. The bright characters are darker then they appear, and the dark characters have hints of light. The dis figuration of the Red Queen (played by Helena Boham Carter) is seemless and the 3-D glasses give it the extra oomph that make you realize just how big her head really is.
There! I will leave it at that. I will not spoil it for all the kiddies that haven't seen it.
Anywho... my loser-ish friends and I dressed up, and apparently people thought we were promoting the movie.
I spent the day before sewing 3 costumes, my own and 2 others. I was the red queen, and I made the white hair's tunic, and the hat and tail for the door mouse.
[PICTURES TO FOLLOW SOON!!!!]
anywho... later we went to the pub to wish one of my best friends a happy 20th birthday!
Happy Birthday Jordan Baby
My friend told me that if I took a good picture of her then she would pay for my ticket (she pre ordered all our tickets to Alice in Wonderland), I will be opening a poll to see if you think the picture is nice. Keep in mind, that she apparently (according to her) does not appear in photos well, and always stays in one position, so I have very few angles to work with
(pst... side with me so I don't have to pay for my ticket!!!)
CAUSE YOU LOVE ME!
...love me?
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Off With Her Head!
SO TODAY...
I have been black mailed into dressing up for the Alice in Wonderland... as the Red Queen.
the others?
My friend Amanda: Gothic Alice
my fiance Tony: The Marc Hare
Bryan Buddy: The Mad Hatter
Devo + Kevin: Tweedle dee and Tweedle Dum
Meghan and Darci: just dressy in pretty pretty dresses
I tried on my lovely red dress, made my crown, necklace and scepter. But what I realized what my friends see me for: BOOBS!!!
All my friends see when they see me is big, giant, face burying boobs.
In my beautiful shiny dress, that is long and flowy and gorgeous, and every eye in the room was on my bountiful bosom. even the females. She groped my boobs more than my fiance did.
anywho in other news,
I'm gonna see Alice in Wonderland on Friday, and I am currently watching Boondock Saints for the very first time in my lie! It is awesome... and somewhat predictable. with it's own dash of epic-ness.
Eeeeee I'll post pictures! of all the costumes!
WWWHhheeeeeee!!!!!
I have been black mailed into dressing up for the Alice in Wonderland... as the Red Queen.
the others?
My friend Amanda: Gothic Alice
my fiance Tony: The Marc Hare
Bryan Buddy: The Mad Hatter
Devo + Kevin: Tweedle dee and Tweedle Dum
Meghan and Darci: just dressy in pretty pretty dresses
I tried on my lovely red dress, made my crown, necklace and scepter. But what I realized what my friends see me for: BOOBS!!!
All my friends see when they see me is big, giant, face burying boobs.
In my beautiful shiny dress, that is long and flowy and gorgeous, and every eye in the room was on my bountiful bosom. even the females. She groped my boobs more than my fiance did.
anywho in other news,
I'm gonna see Alice in Wonderland on Friday, and I am currently watching Boondock Saints for the very first time in my lie! It is awesome... and somewhat predictable. with it's own dash of epic-ness.
Eeeeee I'll post pictures! of all the costumes!
WWWHhheeeeeee!!!!!
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