The Pen is Mightier than thy Sword

So I've decided to write a novel...

great start... now what?

My fiance says that I have the talent and should do it, but I can't think of where to start.

I had a few ideas in the past, but they never got anywhere. I can start a story and it'll be awesome idea.. but somewhere along the way, it just falls apart

like a badly made porno.

[check out pterodactyl porn... the actors forget they're pterodactyls and really get into what they are doing]

So anywho... It's not like I can make an entire novel about how pterodactyls probably aren't even interested in a female woman who just happens to be naked

any ideas?

And if I wrote.. since I am getting married, should I have a nom de plume?

oh jesus, I can only imagine the ideas for a nom de plume

Candy McCiss
Suzy Strawberry
Pamela Lickson
Summer Palmer

...oh wait, those would be my porn names... whoops!