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Saturday, March 26, 2011

9 Months And No Baby Yet!

Hello Kid-lets

So I know it has been a lllooonnnnggg time since my last post.
Life has a way of..., you know... stealing you away from your friends and making you miserable and dragging you along shopping and visiting her friends who do nothing but men bash...


... I mean...

there is a surprisingly amount of stuff that happens in what... 9 months.

I am still employed by LaSenza, still an assistant there, still loving my job!
I have becoming surprisingly addicted to Star Wars and my room in my new townhouse is covered with it like some freakish museum.
Fiance is almost done school and on his way for making up for being a money leech on me.

as for the food crusade... It died!

I tried my very best and went to half a dozen places before I realized that supporting my honey through school was not ideal for my wallet to be eating so well. so it has been put on hiatus until further notice.

OooOooOOOooo I am getting a puppy soon! a big fluffy puppy! yayayayayayay!!! SQUUEEE!!!

we found some lovely breeds that are hypo allergenic

On the small amount of food crusading I did, I was introduced to some delicious cheap Vietnamese food that is super addictive.
thanks to a relatively new but already cherished friend (you know who you are!)

man... there is so much to share and not enough space or the brain capacity to make it not boring.

... F! I missed earth hour.

every year a always have the intention of participating and leading up to it, I am like "man, you gotta participate this year.

do it for the environment, man!

and every year... I forget and completely miss it!

I am ashamed of my lack of commitment to the earth...

oh well! *goes back to video games*

Ciao Bellas, we shall meet again soon!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Who Made You Judge, Jury and...

So Laurell K Hamilton's new book arrived at my house less than a week ago (SQUEEE!!!) and I had two other books to read before it (Skin Trade and Flirt)
I ordered the paperback for Skin Trade at the same time as preordering Bullet

flirt was a waste of time. Fan service and just a filler story. I still sort of enjoyed it.

Anywho, so, I'm only about 150 pages in and so far there has been:
kinky leather sex
threesome
bondage hardcore
gay sex
heavy petting and..

a giant orgy with over two dozen participants

oh yeah baby! I may have to change my panties soon.
This book been fantastic and I can't seem to put it down.

... except to write this blog post

and work... and eat... and sleep...

well you get the gist

In other news...
I'm taking over the store on the lower level of the mall.

The "express": store as we call them is like the big store, but on steroids.

It only sells panties and bra's where as the big store sells additional things such as sleepwear and slippers and loungewear... ect...

I was supposed to be trained to be down there and have one shift just hanging down there to get the idea where everything is.
I open the store tomorrow morning.

I don't even know if I have been put in the system!!!

Food Crusade has begun and reviews will happen as soon as I can get feedback from the other participants who are part of it.
I think they have spent more time thinking up a nom de plume then an actual review for where we have eaten.

oh well...

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Alice Baby, Where Have You Gone...

So here is the photos of which we went to the opening day of Alice in Wonderland when it was still in the theaters (I know, I know)

So in honor of it`s release, I present the photos
(Taken outside one of my favorite pubs)


HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!


Group Photo!













The Tea Part with the Mad Hatter, the Tea Mouse and the March Hair (who is apparently so Coked out that his hair turned white (nah! We didnt have enough time to color the fur)

















all of the SEXY ladies who were in the group!















Queens Court! The White Rabbit, with the Red Queen (Moi!) and my lovely royal Hand Maiden!


















We actually had 2 Alices! One Gothic and one Pretty! (I think they are both very pretty! wouldnt you agree)
















The Tea Party with the Alices
















Moi! With my Boob-a-licious dress (that I actually wore to my high school grad!) I hand made the crown too! I still have it on my desk!
















The Gothic Mad Hatter! The little bastard went to the Tea Store before the movie and flirted with the girls! They gave him FREE TEA!!!



















The White Rabbit checking the time! (maybe he wont be late today)
















Gothic Alice showing off her pretty dress




















The March Hare, who is wonderfully punk and probably has some sort of drug in his tea!





















The Tea Mouse complete with a tea pot lid! (He is probably sniffing something too)



















Pretty Alice, looking all demure and cute!



















Me with my white rabbit! He even has the teeth and whiskers! I loved his costume the best!


















eek! There is a hare in my drink!!!!

We`re Off to See the Wizard...

SO TODAY...

I'm a little confused about my feelings.

...No no, not about you (silly!)
I love you all! It's more about something that happened.

I'm not really supposed to say, but no one at my store reads my blog anyways, so it's safe to tell you.

I've been transferred stores! to southcentre, and I get to run the express store! (Whheeee!!)

I am SSSSOOOO Excited!!!

however...

I`m gonna miss all the girls at my old store. I`m not allowed to tell them, until my replacement is solid, and generally, it`s just hush hush!

why you may ask... I honestly have no clue why I am transferred, all I know is that the assistant from the store where I was trained was transferred first and I think that I was just a by-product of that switch

... oh well it worked out better for me!

Wish me luck kiddies!

Monday, May 31, 2010

Just Whitsle While I Exploit You Little Animals, I Mean Work

SO TODAY...

I hit a bird! (*winces*)

I was driving home from dropping off my beloved at work when these two birds were on a main road at 60km/hour. I'm the kind of person who slows down slightly and will avoid squirrels and other wildlife on the road. I'm a big softie for little woodland creatures

*breaks out into song, and starts dancing with little animals*

no really...

anywho after hitting the poor thing, I actually held my breath for a while until I knew I wouldn't cry!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY IN THE MORNING TO BE DEALING WITH EMOTIONAL SHIT!!!!

... Again... I am a softie for little animals

So I just prayed that the thing was dead. But when I drove past the only thing I looked back to check and see if the thing flew away or was on the ground. And I didn't see either of them.
within seconds, I had this dreading feeling telling me that one and or both of the birds may be on my car. (EEEEEEEE.... HOLDING BREATH!!!)

I worried, but was less than a few minutes from home so I drove home and went to look at the front of my car.

There was a poor bird hanging from my cracked bumper. I ran inside screaming for my fiance's little brother to grab some heavy duty gloves
(Hey! If it was ME who got hit with a car, I would be using my sharp looking beak to peck someone's eye out!)
Anywho, his wing was stuck in the crack of my car. I just pulled on it a little bit with one hand under the creature and then he just haphazardly fell into my hand.

HOLDING BREATH AND RESISTING URGE TO YELL SORRY AT THE POOR LITTLE BIRD

... and then it fell asleep almost peacefully in my hand

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH TURNING BLUE!!! NEED TO BREATH

after a few minutes it just opened it`s eyes looked at me and fluttered away!
I named him Mort and Mort is a Northern Flicker. (insert picture here):

Isn`t he cute...
Sorry little Mort, I didn`t mean to hit you with a heavy machine that probably scared the living shit out of you!!
*wails* I`M SO SORRY!!!



PS. I found out I can upload pictures from a large computer but it kills my little laptop! With that new discovery comes boatloads of pictures of other things I promised you all!

FOOD CRUSADE START TOMORROW!!!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Leaping Lizards!

SO TODAY...

I am staring at my new pet!

AN IGUANA!!!

He is so cool! one of the tattoo artists at the place where I got my very first tattoo (More about that later), was giving it away because he doesn't have the space or time for it! Well me and my fiance want lizards (because he is allergic to fur). So we volunteered to take him off of his hands.

His name is Chub Chub!

Now I think this is hilarious because my leopard gecko name is Fat Boy (because he is fat!)

Fat Boy and Chub Cub...

I didn't co-ordinate this I swear!

Now I am hoping to get a bearded dragon, and am trying to figure out a name for him so he'll get in the theme of the names of my lizards. Any suggestions??

I love chub chub and he seems to be getting used to us. he sleeps on my arm already, but his previous owner never put him in a tank and I need to put him in a tank when I am not home.

Anywho, he likes to perch on top of my head!
apparently I am a tree, even tho I am the shortest person of my friends and family. (except for my mother and sister of course)

So In Other News:

I got my first tattoo the other day.
It is a bar of music on my thigh, and the script under it says:
If music be the food of love, sing on, sing on,
sing on till I filled with joy

... It hurt like a mother fucker!

The guy had to push down with his tattoo gun to do straight lines, and not for them to be wobbly.

It's still healing, so when it's healed I'll try and post a picture


back to the drawing board for posting pics!! Please be patient

Peace!

Get In My Belly!!!

SO TODAY...

I am still trying to upload those photos for everyone, and everytime I try, it freezes!!!

Dammit!!!

So instead... here is the list of all the restaurants (and coffee places, wine places, and bistro's ect.) that is listed on the food crusade

Open Sesame
Brulee
Crave
Golden Happiness Bakery
Manuel Latruwe
Bolero
1886 Cafe
Pfanntastic Pannenkoek Haus
Peters
Burger Inn
Antonio's Garlic Clove
The Gypsy
Bistro at Art Central
Tango
Velvet at the Grand
The Roti Hut
Hot Dog stand
Cactus Club
Silver Dragon
Atomic
Peerless Pearl Tea House
Spice Cafe
Roasterie
The Planet Coffee Roasters
Bells Bookstore Cafe
Bubble tea
The House
Saint Germain
Amato Gelato Cafe
The Chocolate Bar
Fresh Crepes
Galaxie Diner
Luxor Emporium Cafe
Fassil Ethiopian Cuisine
Marathon
Calgary Tower
Belgo Brassarrie
Rouge
heidelburg haus
The Broken Plate
Taj Mahal
Chianti's
The Olive Garden
Mercato
Abruzzo
Dolce Sapori
Japanese Village
Misai
Muku Japanese Noodle House
Blue House Cafe
Avocado
Cafe Mediterranean
Sultan's Tent
Moroccan Castle
Kilt and Caber
Dickson's
Limericks
Muldoon's irish pub
Catch
Embarcadero
Mimo
The Ranche
Cattle Baron
Caesar's Steakhouse
the Rose Garden
Sunflower Cafe
The Coup
Gratitude Cafe
Winebar kensington
Vin room
Bolagac
Smugglers Inn
Redwater Grill
Kinjo

any suggestions would be FABULOUS! I need to make the list 100 and the starting date is fast approaching.

COUNTDOWN
T minus 4 days until the food crusade begins